CoRPs Zip Hoodie

Step into the shadows with our "Enigma Skull" hoodie—a cryptic masterpiece that whispers secrets to those who dare wear it. Crafted from the softest ethereal fibers (seriously, it's softer than a ghost's sigh), this oversized hoodie is perfect for moonlit séances, cryptid stakeouts, and deciphering ancient pizza recipes.

🔍 **Back Design:**
Behold the enigmatic skull, its hollow eyes staring into the abyss—or maybe just wondering if it left the oven on. Is it a relic from an ancient curse or a souvenir from last night's spectral tea party? You decide.

🔮 **Front Logo:**
Emblazoned on the chest, the CoRPs (Coalition of Research Parascientists) logo glows mysteriously. It's like having a backstage pass to the paranormal concert—minus the groupies.

🌙 **Key Features:**
- **Whispers of Comfort:** Our seamstress moonlights as a psychic medium, so each stitch is infused with spectral energy. Guaranteed to ward off mundane fashion disasters and unraveling spirits.
- **Hood with Occult Insights:** Pull up the hood, and suddenly you'll hear whispers—either from the beyond or your neighbor's cat. (Disclaimer: Results may vary. Consult your local psychic before attempting.)

👻 **Customer Reviews:**
*"Wore this hoodie during a Bigfoot stakeout. Not only did I spot footprints, but also a spectral squirrel doing the moonwalk!"* – E. Spookington

*"My aura feels 10% spookier when I wear this. Plus, it's great for napping during EVP sessions."* – S. Specter

.: 80% combed, ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
.: Medium heavy fabric (8.25 oz/yd² (280 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Runs true to size
.: Tear-away label